February 2012
obkstm:
derych:
thisisb:
WHo the fuck is peeling onions in my room T_T
I could stop any drought with my eyes thanks to Pixar.
always cry
:’(
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
January 2012
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: Jesus Christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by God himself i never want to leave this spot